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Yo Rookie Loser buttface Stinky Stinkerson , The word on the street in the office on Facebook in the ‘hood is that you suck kick ass blow chunks are a hot mess at dodgeball. That’s right, I heard your aim is as bad crappy good awesome lame as a drunk dog with no legs blind guy with no fingers 4 year-old girl in glasses one-legged donkey . So you wanna prove redeem embarrass pleasure yourself? I officially challenge you to play with me kick ass with beat me lose to me in this year’s Wheeler Dodgeball Benefit Tournament, held at Virginia Beach Field House on August 13, 2011. Can you handle it? Or are you scared a chicken a buttface a wimp ? No rules. No love tears sissies fear . No mercy.
Yours truly,